They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine
They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am
They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am
This shows up on my dash like once a month and it’s funny every time.
This is still my favorite comic holy shit
The username he goes by is Matt_Rat and his comics are fucking hilarious
he’s a keeper
I have reblogged this SO many times
That is done soooo fucking well holy bum
You’re Sad and I want to Lighten the Mood But I Don’t Want to Accidentally Disrespect Your Feelings a novel
You’re Sad but I’m a Lousy Friend and I Never Know What To Say To Cheer You Up At Times Like This I Am So Sorry the sequel
You’re Happy Now but I Still Feel Bad for Not Helping You Through Bad Spots the trilogy
Me if you use those fingers correctly.
omg I almost spit out the water I was drinking
a million gallons of fun
i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years
there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny
I read this comic 2 days ago and I’m STILL laughing at it
If someone were to forcibly enter a woman’s house without her consent no one would go up to her and say “maybe if your house didn’t look so expensive this wouldn’t have happened, you should make it look less wealthy” so why is that if someone forcibly enters a woman without her consent they say “if you didn’t dress like a slut this wouldn’t have happened, you should dress more modestly”?
why doesn’t this have more notes
DID YOU KNOW TREES HAVE LEAVES
dude when I first got my glasses I was SHOCKED that the leaves were so defined on trees and my mom just looked at me like I was stupid BUT THAT’S WHAT EVERYONE SAYS
When I first got my glasses I found out streetlights actually were attached to something! They just looked like floating balls of fuzzy light before.
mother of high quality gifs….
HIS JAW DID THE THING, SOMEBODY SEND HELP.
From Sophie de Oliveira Brata’s Alternative Limb Project
Oh my gosh so beautiful.